💼 Showcase Your Power (and Your Sass): “You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer” Tote Bag
Assert yourself with charm, wit, and a sprinkle of passive-aggressive brilliance. The “You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer” tote is for the girlies (or gents) who don’t just walk into a room—they own it. And if you cross them? Oh, sweetheart, prepare for consequences—delivered via eco-friendly cotton and flawless handwriting font.
♻️ Sustainable & Sturdy
Material: 100% recycled cotton
Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)
Weight: 130–135 gsm – light enough for everyday use, tough enough for cease and desist energy
✍️ A Statement with Bite
That clean cursive script.
That confident tone.
That “don’t try me” energy.
This isn’t just a bag—it’s a legal warning wrapped in aesthetic perfection. The kind of tote that pairs well with lattes, red lipstick, and righteous indignation.
📚 Function Meets Fierce
Holds groceries, books, or… subpoenas.
Sling it over your shoulder at brunch or mediation.
Great for students, lawyers, creatives—or anyone who’s been wronged and is plotting a comeback.
🎁 A Gift with Attitude
This tote is PERFECT for:
Law students who live on iced coffee and righteous anger
Your sharp-tongued best friend with a lawyer on speed dial
Anyone who believes in boundaries, self-worth, and fashion
Give it as a birthday gift, a passive-aggressive apology, or a “just because I saw this and screamed.”
🖤 From Keolix With Love (And Litigation)
We do cheeky, emotional, iconic, and eco. This tote blends empowerment and entertainment, giving you a conversation piece you can wear. Because let’s face it:
Sometimes the bag speaks louder than words.
📦 Shipping & Returns Info
Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
📌 Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days. Buyer pays return shipping unless we messed up (in which case we’ll fix it, lawyer-free).
📧 Need help? [email protected]
🔍 Explore More with Keolix
Browse our full range of emotionally-charged art prints, funny cards, sassy totes, and more. Always handmade. Always full of feeling. Always here to help you say what you really mean.
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💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
